Shit, let's be Santa!

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tastefullyoffensive:

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elementary/luther crossover 
“In 1988, two psychologists published an article arguing that positive self-deception is a normal and advantageous part of most people’s life. It turns out people lie to themselves about three things: they view themselves in implausibly positive ways, they think they have far more control over their life’s than they actually do and they believe the future will be better than the evidence of the present can possibly justify. But we’re way beyond that now; we’re on the other side of that particular mirror.”

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hahahaha-idk:

doctorcaslock:

fleurishes:

kindagamey:

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.- Nikos Kazantzakis

Always always always reblog.

TIME LORD ALERT

This is one of the creepiest gifs i have seen, cause it looks like shes blinking…..

hahahaha-idk:

doctorcaslock:

fleurishes:

kindagamey:

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.
- Nikos Kazantzakis

Always always always reblog.

TIME LORD ALERT

This is one of the creepiest gifs i have seen, cause it looks like shes blinking…..

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dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. 

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common0courtesy:

I get what i want

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dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

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rabioheab:

ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants

“sir that is a 2 month old baby”

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llama-duck:

bitterboob:

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

this movie tho

HIS EYEBROW RAISEE

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